So, here I am, writing my very first post on my blog. I should write about contemporary affairs, important news, inventions that will cure some malady – you know, something important. Right?
Right. Something meaningful. Something that will rock your world.
Here goes. Are you ready?
Cake.
Nap.
Puppies and Kittens.
See? I provide meaningful services here. You’re welcome.
Felt Buddies (and stuff) 
Well done! Welcome to the blogosphere!
Why thank you! I hope you appreciated the life-shattering information I shared just now. This blog is going to change the world. Or not 🙂
What an awesomely very important post! Looking forward to more and have added you to my feedly to ensure I never miss!
Thank you! This all part of my plot to rule the world – first the important posts, then the important er… pies and then… EVERYTHING! *Evil laugh*
(I’m sleep-deprived, I have an excuse for this behaviour)
*follow*
😀
Oh yay, thanks! 😀